Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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