i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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