i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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