if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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