My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
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