So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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