Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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