fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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