so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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