I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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