The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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