i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
