So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
