its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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