you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
another moral hangover. fuck.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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