i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
