Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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