Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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