Don't you send me to vm
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
two words: eviction party
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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