We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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