dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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