Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Semen is not good for contacts.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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