This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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