Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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