if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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