It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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