you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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