At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i will never coherently bang her
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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