so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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