Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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