are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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