found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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