yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
