wat bout pragnant strippers??
your room smells of hookers.
And success
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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