Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So much rum. So many feels.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
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