did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
You left your phone here
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