All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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