So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
