Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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