but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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