so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
