that's an acceptable place to lick
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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