forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Even my vagina gasped.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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