i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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