oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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