Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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