So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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