Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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