So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Randomize
