my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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