Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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