nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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