Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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