windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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