guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Randomize
