Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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