I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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